I want to be him
Want to be that guy
Who´ll open your eye
In the morning
Spending all night
Within your embrace
You are the one to make me happy

Slapstick
Of course I love it
You know
The proof is solid
Slapstick
Becomes a habit
Until
You think about it

I want to be him
Want to be that guy
Who´ll open your eye
In the morning
Spending all night
Within your embrace
You are the one to make me happy

Give me some more
I will tell you why
You re making me smile
And I like it

I enjoy the style
Of your masquerades
When I come home
You are always there

Slapstick
Of course I love it
You know
The proof is solid
Slapstick
Becomes a habit
Until
You think about it

I won´t fall asleep
Without you near by
You always make time
When I am wasted

You are watching me eat
And you tell sweet lies
My frozen cheese melts
It´s so tasty

Slapstick
Of course I love it
You know
The proof is solid
Slapstick
Becomes a habit
Until
You think about it


And now you want me to think
Pity I quickly get bored
So I get something to drink
And I can enjoy it more
Losing track of time

And all the stories you tell
Just keep me waiting for more
I know they will lead somewhere
For sure

And now you want me to wait
Until you finish your chores
And I am taking the bait
So I know more than before
´bout the cool new styles

And now I am watching you shine
I am misbelieving my eyes
I will take the cellphone calls
No more

Oh if I could only
find my TV guide
I would lay here and
Then we would be together
I will not pay that
I said it to the licence guy
There is no way I will soil our love
I will not pay for your time