Velma: Can you imagine? I mean can you imagine?
Do you beleive it? I mean do you believe it?

I know a girl who always lands on top
You could put her face into a pale of slop

and she'd come out smelling like a rose
How she does it heavan knows.

Journalist: Hold on now everybody she's coming out now!
Well Doctor is she or isnt she?

Velma: She is.

Doctor: She is!!

Velma: I know a girl who has so much luck.
She could get run over by a two ton truck
and brush herself off and walk away
how she does it couldn't say.

Billy Flynn: Now would you swear to that statement in court?

Doctor: Oh yeah!

Billy: Good now button your fly.

Velma: Whilst I....on the other hand put my face into a pail of slop
and i will smell like a pail of slop.
I on the other hand get run over by a truck and i am deader than a duck.

Roxie: Please leave the two of us alone so that we can rest.

Velma: Hmmm the two of us..
Can you imagine? I mean can you imagine?

Reporter: Can i have one last picture?

Roxie: Sure anything for the press.

Velma: uch, can you believe it?I mean can you believe it?

Roxie: My dear little baby

Velma: " My dear little baby"

Roxie: My sweet little baby

Velma: " My sweet little baby!"
Oh come on i give you baby, baby, butta butta!!

Roxie: Look at my baby and me.