I saw the abominable snowman at the fair
Carnie says he's from Nepal
Take a look if you dare


Scabs, on his clubbed feet
Smell of fish and chips in the air
Alone in his trailer, people come to pay and stare

For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare
'Thank god my kids don't look like that!'
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair

Lobster boy, found half-way round the world
Modern science, keeps alive
A beautiful headless girl
Siamese twins
Or child in fins
Makes you cry
Doo-doo'doo..do
[See her] turn into an ape before your eyes

For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare
'Thank god my kids don't look like that!'
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair

Where have all the freaks gone
We don't see them at the fair
Have doctors found a cure,
Are they all locked up somewhere'

I saw the abominable snowman at the fair
Connie says he's from Nepal
Take a look if you dare

Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair