(on Monday)
you thought you looked so cool in that wonder bra
oh, i hate that new man in your life
(on Tuesday)
found out he's a car mechanic

and i know for a fact that he screws around
(on Wednesday)
sent you a hundred letters in one day
i bet your friends had a good laugh at them
(on Thursday)
stood there before you all puppy-eyed
its my curse for falling in love

chorus
believe me, believe me
you gotta believe me

coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you
oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp
cryin' like a wimp over you

(on Friday)
followed you back to his den of sin
should be me in there, not him
(on Saturday)
he took you to see Four Weddings And A Funeral
if you marry him, then he's dug his own grave

chorus
believe me, believe me
you gotta believe me

coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you
oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp
cryin' like a wimp over you

(on Sunday)
went to church for the first time today
i'm an athiest who needsd to pray
(on Monday)
And Lord if you don't want me to kill a man
give back my angel to me

chorus
believe me, believe me
you gotta believe me

coz i'm cryin' like a wimp over you
oh, i'm cryin' like a wimp
cryin' like a wimp over you