James:What the hell is wrong with me?
Richey & Nicky: Whoo-oo
James: I'm not who I'm supposed to be

Richey & Nicky: Whoo-oo

All: What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....

James: I tried to join a ping-pong club,
Richey & Nicky: whoo-oo
James: sign on the door said all full up!
Richey & Nicky: whoo-oo!

All: What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....

(James speaks something about clichés, I dont now what.)
James: Now I'm round the back of your house at night
Richey & Nicky: whoo-oo
James: Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
Richey & Nicky: whoo-oo!

All: What's my name naaaame...naaaame....naaaame....