Tony, tony, tony
Only had a couple

[Chorus]
But he's had a fair few shots
And he starts to swear alot
But she hasn't beared a drop
And thus, everyone stares to watch

Cor' Blimey see that bird take a good at look at her skirt
Oh me word I can see heaven take me far from earth
I'll have some of that love how much are you worth?
No I've not been drinkin love this glass is my first
Now how about a score, ok then 25
Why did you slap me for? I was tryna to be kind
Go get your boyfriend then I ain't gunna run
So what if he's a boxer I'm already numb
Now out of the way its me turn, same again son
What did u say cunt? I'll tell you when i'm done
I'm drunk? You're flippin drunk infact your rawsome
C'mon then let's have it then, now where the hells me gun,
Oh you all think it's a joke well lets just see
When I count to three you will all respect me
Dead bad guy Tony, everyone knows me
Whats wrong now sweetheart are we getting cold feet?

[Chorus]
But he's had a fair few shots
And he starts to swear alot
But she hasn't beared a drop
And thus, everyone stares to watch

[Mike Skinner]
Oi, 'scuse me can I have a word outside if you please?
[Tony Mitchell]
What if I refuse what are you gunna do geez?
[Mike Skinner]
Oi let's cut to the chase did you disrespect me Stace?
[Tony Mitchell]
Oh you mean that slag she's a bloody disgrace
I offered her 25 and she slapped me in the face
I mean would you believe it Ted? Right in me face
She's Lucky she didn't get put right in her place
Thats it i've had enough outside c'mon lets go now
[Teddy Mitchell]
Listen bruv that's enough I'mma put it blunt you're lookin like a cunt
Breathe in breathe out, or you'll end up in the back of the meat van
Like you always do when you have a glass of gin and juice
Causing trouble in the venue what you trying to make the 10 o'clock news?
No no don't talk your ignorance will be a downfull
What you gotta shout loud for? embarrasing yourself when your outdoors
Talking big like you got big balls gritting your teeth like a pitbull
Looking like you wanna be sick too, check yourself mate, you're a Mitchell!

[Chorus]
But he's had a fair few shots
And he starts to swear alot
But she hasn't beared a drop
And thus, everyone stares to watch

[Teddy Mitchell]
Please Excuse my brother he's got too much booze in his bladder
Giving you all the chitter chatter gettin all rude in a geezer manner
Please accpet my apologies on his behalf
And I don't think he really meant to squeeze your arse
But he was being a prick that I can't deny I must admit
And that he was out of line and he pushed it just a little bit
But what about you though, showing off flesh like a sumo
Your skirts up too high, and your tops cut too low
And theres your boyfriend acting like a boss kinda like Hugo
Put yourself in my brother's shoes mate what if it was you though
Let's just all get along do a little dance to some songs
Forget about this nonsense we can all move on

Tony, tony, tony
Only had a couple