Maybe just because I was newly washed
Like Brandon Walsh you took notice of me
You thought I was a rockstar some gangster

Or a bowling star I don't believe you babe

You're not the only one who think I am a
Chiquita dude,.. well I'm afraid I'm not that rude

I took you to the A-house and even to the punkpalats
Those trips made you throw up and after a few nights
You took off to the holm of asps
That's where you belong

When it comes to you it's hard to have an open mind
So I just have one advice, say...

Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco now that's what I call rude
.... He's the man he's a superdude