Ooh ahh baby aww she gaw yeah
Tell me how you like it so far baby pa
I thought I thought I saw some good putty tat by the bar
But when the light hit him yo I was like nah
Put the needle to the record when I'm gettin butt naked
I like your microphone do you mind if I check it
One two yeah I like the way it sounds
No feedback I need that turn your ass around
Ding dong is anybody home I'm like
King Kong on a throne in Rome
I don't have a car yet no rims of chrome
No diamonds no pretty stones
Just a dresser drawer filled with broken cell phones
But I didn't pay my bill so no dial tones
But I don't care hey people get loud
Jump on the stage can you hear me now?

Step step uhh
Like that
Gonna get set up
Ooh ooh come on are you movin yet
Step that all my bodies gonna get that
Feelin good let's do what your body should

I always wanna punch people wearing Von Dutch
Trucker hats oh lord I hate em so much
But anyway let's just get it back gutter
Dirty ass street shit make to me shutter
With anticipation gotta stop wastin
Time let's go we can all catch a case in
Federal court cause I'm better at sports
Spend the weekend in Wisconsin at a cheddar resort
Spend cheese and g's with the greatest of ease
Rude girls no thank you no please
Got no kinda manners got no home training
Gettin so wet you would think it's raining
Took a trip to Spain and points beyond
The prince took me to an opera but I just yawned
Spawn of the devil but I chill in heaven
Get my forties and blunts from Seven Eleven

I wanna drop top poppi poppi
Chop shop poppi poppi
Matt cock it back in the hotel lobby now
We rip shows in other continents
You rob Mickey D's for condiments you should
Send your man my compliments
Your pillowcase is where the condom went
Are you tired you can catch your breath
Or there's something you'd like to do instead
Uptown and downtown
Ugly people be quiet now
Everybody bring the ruckus
Corner crack slingers and redneck truckers
North Cackalacka South Cackalacka
Make some f***in noise for Fannypackalaca
Smack all you b**** ass backpacalackas
1 2 3 4 5 comin atcha