Educated with money
He's well dressed and funny
And not to say in most conversations
But he'll cast the spell in all situations

'Cause he survived the dark lord...
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment
wizards will laugh at witches when they're not funny Parchment or Paper,
Don't matter she'll have it
Homework and studying these are a few of her favorite things
She'll get what she wants if she's willing to please
His type of girl always comes with a fee
Hey now there's nothing for free
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment
Wizards will laugh at witches when they're not funny
And these witches like these wizards, like these wizards like these witches
The witches with the notebooks like wizards with glasses
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment
Let's go!
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment
wizards will laugh at witches when they're not funny
And witches like wizards, like wizards like witches
The witches with the notebooks like wizards with glasses
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment
Are losing their souls in a wizarding world
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment
Are losing their souls in a wizarding world
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment
Are losing their souls in a wizarding world
Witches don't like wizards, witches like books and parchment
Are losing their souls in a wizarding world