You don't mind if I sit next to you
Do you madam
Help me with a point or two
Help me madam?

Help me ma'am to walk on by
Help me madam
A desert flood and a hole in the sky
Help me madam
I don't make a fuss
I can't do because
I'm just another loony sitting next to you on the bus
Yes I am ma'am
3000 acres of forest a day
Hell for leather
Felled and killed evaporates away
Heavy weather
Drifting north the deluge breaks
Acid mother
Death to all you swedish lakes
Altogether
If you make a fuss
I'll get you (faster) because
I'm bulldog english loony sitting next to you on the bus
Yes I am ma'am
But what I say ain't worth a sheet
Is it mother?
Breaking methane through the seat
Listen mother
Lighting it to warm my feet
Only mother
How we gonna cool the heat
Cool it mother
(and) DON'T MAKE A FUSS
BECAUSE OTHERWISE
THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE JUST A LOONY SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE BUS