If I drove a truck
And I were waitress
And I ordered coffee
And I poured you some

Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later
And if we arm-wrestled
I'd say that you won

Chorus
Ai-eeee my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good
And your cookin' ain't greasy
You chuck the chuck wagon
And we'll ride away

If I were a winsome pale senorita
And I a bull-fighter, down in the sand
While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble
I'd throw you a flower
Would you take my hand?

Chorus

If I ran the country
Yeah I'd be your first lady
And fix up the white house
While you were away
Waitin' while I'm passing time with world leaders
And later together alone we might lay

Repeat Chorus twice

You chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
You chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
We chuck the chuck wagon
We chuck the chuck wagon
We chuck the chuck wagon
We chuck the chuck wagon and we'll ride away