Stocking are hung on the chimney
and the presents are under the tree
and mommas in the kitchen making some herbal tea
windows are covered with frost

and the candles are all alight
but as I wonder through this quiet house
something just doesn't seem right
you see every year the neighbors bring us
a Swiss colony beef log
but the neighbors aren't around (round,round)
there's no beef log to be found
this year
....no beef log
Christmas isn't Christmas
with out a Swiss colony beef log
without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along
Mother tries to comforts me she says
œhere son have some eggnog?
I fucking hate eggnog seriously
What. Do .I see.
Underneath the tree
Grandma got a Swiss colony beef log just. for mmee
Aahhh ah ah grandma
Swiss colony beef log baby
thats what Christmas is all about
A rolley polley colony beef log lady
Make a little boy scream and shout
Deck the halls with balls of Swiss colony
Fa la la la la la la la la
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