I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand.
Lord, its hard to be a bachelor man.
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean,
I got girls that can do anything in between.

I got to get ready, make everything right,
'cause all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.

Do you want a drink. Hey do you want to party.
Hey honey this is ole Hank. Ready to get the thing started.
We cooked the pig in the ground, got some beer on ice
and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.

Now my party pad is out in the woods
its long, long way from here to Hollywood,
but I got some natural queens out on the floor
and ole Miss Mississippi just walked through the door.
Got a little wirlpool just made for ten,
and you can jump out and you can jump in.
You can do anything that you want to do,
but uh uhh, don't you step on my cowboy boots.

Do you want to drink. Hey do you want to party.
Hey this is ole Hank. Ready to get your summer started.
I cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.
Do you want to drink, hey do you want to party.
Hey hey this is rock'n Randall Hank, ready to get the summer time started.
We cooked the pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice,
all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.
Thats right. Come on in!