Ta da
Trying to make you disappear
Make ya pack your bags
Get the hell out of here
Ding-dong, the sound I'm waiting for
Your taxi's outside
And the driver's at the door
Vroom!
Won't you please disappear
Make yourself invisible
But leave the car here
The pink-slip say my name
So the Benz gotta stay
Why you stuttering and trying to explain

Had it up to here
I made the choice today
See one of us will be leaving
Right now I ain't gonna say
You say you didn't go out
I know that was a lie
The neighbors said they saw you
Last night driving by
What's up with this girl
Some supermarket clerk
Is visiting our house
Each day when I'm at work
I just can't believe you had the nerve
There'll be no more

No more kisses
We won't make it up
I'm tired of your shit
I've had enough
If I had three wishes
You'd see me close my eyes
Real tight I'd concentrate
Like 1-2-3

Ta da
Trying to make you disappear
Make ya pack your bags
Get the hell out of here
Ding-dong, the sound I'm waiting for
Your taxi's outside
And the driver's at the door
Vroom!
Won't you please disappear
Make yourself invisible
But leave the car here
The pink slip say my name
So the Benz gotta stay
Why you stuttering and trying to explain

See one of us has got to go
It's gon' be you cause it's my condo
The two of us can't be up in here
So one of us is gonna make it clear
There's no laying 'round, no free rides
No playing around, is a rule of mine
But you were cheating 'round
Trying to ride for free
If it worked, I'd Dream of Genie
I'd blink your ass away from me

No more kisses
We won't make it up
I'm tired of your shit
I've had enough
If I had three wishes
You'd see me close my eyes
Real tight I'd concentrate
Like 1-2-3

Ta da
Trying to make you disappear
Make ya pack your bags
Get the hell out of here
Ding-dong, the sound I'm waiting for
The taxi's outside
And the driver's at the door
Vroom!
Won't you please disappear
It's funny but that's what I wanna hear
The pink-slip say my name
So the Benz gotta stay
Why you stuttering and trying to explain

Ta da
Trying to make you disappear
Make ya pack your bags
Get the hell out of here
The sound I'm waiting for
The taxi's outside
And the driver's at the door
Won't you please disappear
Make yourself invisible
But leave the car here
The pink-slip my name
So the Benz gotta stay
Why you stuttering and trying to explain

Ta da
Trying to make you disappear
Make ya pack your bags
Get the hell out of here
Ding-dong, the sound I'm waiting for
The taxi's outside
And the driver's at the door
Vroom!
Won't you please disappear
Make yourself invisible
But leave the car here
The pink-slip my name
So the Benz gotta stay
Why you stuttering and trying to explain
Ta da