I stayed in bed a little longer today
Cause I didn’t like the way I was feeling
I wasn’t asleep but I wasn’t awake
Just lying there staring at the ceiling

I gotta get my ass up and fix myself a drink,
Get stoned, do a shot, play my guitar
Show you why they call me the king

Cause there's a lot of Geeks out there baggin on me,
it really doesn't seem like my problem
If you know someone out there better than me,
show me where they at cause I Got Em

Early to me is like 1 p.m.
I don’t do a damn thing before the evening
I like getting down, raising hell at sunrise
I guess that’s probably the reason

Someone’s knocking on the door I think the cops are back again
But they know where they are And they know who I am
So they’re tearing up the ticket again.

Cause there's a lot of Geeks out there baggin on me,
it really doesn't seem like my problem
If you know someone out there better than me,
show me where they at cause I Got Em

They say I’m too drunk when I take the stage
But everyone feels the songs that I am singing
I hear ‘em getting loud in every single town
I guess that’s probably the reason

Everyone says, “Sunny, God Damn will you come back here?”
Take a toke do a shot play your guitar
We got you a case of beer

Cause there's a lot of Geeks out there baggin on me,
it really doesn't seem like my problem
If you know someone out there better than me,
show me where they at cause I Got Em