Written by Louise, M. Elliss, J. Morrison

Oh, who does she think she is?
I don't know

Do you reckon they're real?
Nah! *whispers* too little

*Louise* Hi girls!
Hi Louise!

Alright, How's it going?
Good, yeah, great

*starts*
Oh, oh, twisted and deceitful
All those 2 faced people
Taking me for some kind of fool.
Oh, oh, pretending to be so nice
Let me give you my advice
I don't need you, ooh...

Friends in disguise
Dressed up in lies
It's a knack that you're playing.
Oh, oh, first you recognise me
Then you criticise me
What's going on?

*Chorus*

Stop your bitching
'cos you're so sad
Bitching behind my back
Honey, I don't need that
So kick it to the kerb because
I heard you're 2 faced
Trying to get in my PLACE
I WORK too hard to make mistakes
So stop your bitching on me.

Oh, oh, they're so narrow minded,
Truth is so one sided
They're just counterfeit.
Oh, oh, hot and cold you're blowing,
Sheep in wolves clothing
Who are you trying to kid-id?

2 faced people are so shallow
Put YOURSELF in my place
Oh, oh, the fairy tells you're spinning
Sounding so convincing
But I'm ALL a loss so...

*Chorus*

Stop your bitching
'cos you're so sad
Bitching behind my back
Honey, I don't need that
So kick it to the kerb because
I heard you're 2 faced
Trying to get in my PLACE
I WORK too hard to make mistakes
So stop your bitching on me.

*Bridge*

Poison words are spoken
My faith in you is broken
But I'll make it on my own.

Ow, ow, twisted and deceitful
All those 2 faced people
Taking me for some kind of fool
Ow, ow, they're so narrow minded,
Truth is so one sided,
But honey you rock. (so)

Stop you're bitching
'cos you're so sad
Bitching behind my back
Honey, I don't need that
So kick it to the kerb because
I heard you're 2 faced
Trying to get in my face
Worked too hard to make mistakes
So stop your bitching on me.

Chorus
'cos you're so sad
Bitching behind my back
Honey, I don't need that
So kick it to the ker because
I heard you're 2 faced
Trying to get in my face
Worked too hard to make mistakes
So stop your bitching on me.

Stop this hyprocrisy
AND CRITICIZING me
Cos I don't wanna be
With 2 faced people, yeah

*talking*

She's probably talking about us behind our backs right now.
Yeah she probably is, she's like that.
Yeah she's two faced, (other voice: yeah, bitchy)
I'll never trust anything she says again...
*laughs*
I can't believe you said that about me!
*more laughter*
believe it honey!