I'm couch test casting in Hollywood
Couch test casting makes me feel so good
My luck with women is ever lasting
On my office couch,I'm always casting

You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
The office is open from 8 to 4
Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore

There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus
She kicked me down her body without a fuss
The next girl came all the way from New York City
She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty

You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Take acting lessons and modeling class
It don't matter,I'll be messin' with your ass

The next girl was 9 and needed protection
I got bold and I got an erection
So all you chicks,if you wanna go far
You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star

You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Lying on your back you say you can act
You're just a slut and that's a fact

Couch test casting ih Hollywood
Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good
And when I'm through with you baby
There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!

You wanna come to hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
My office is open from 8 to 4
I don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore