"You, you leave me wanting more
Leave me waiting at the door
You leave a lot to be desired
You, Leave a lot of things unsaid
Sometimes I say them in my head

You leave a lot to be desired

You never make me eggs in the morning
We never do it on the floor
You never tell me how good I'm lookin'
You don't bring me flowers anymore

You leave a lot to be desired
But I still desire you
And no matter what you do
I will still desire you

You, like to fight about stupid stuff
Leave the seat up if you must
You leave a lot to be desired

You don't know lingerie from laundry
You don't know things that turn me on
You don't know Pepsi as from poetry
You don't sing me any love songs

You leave a lot to be desired
But I still desire you
And no matter what you do
I will still desire you

So you will never be a star
So you don't drive a real cool car
Sometimes it seem like we're at war
Then I want you even more

You leave a lot to be desired
But I still desire you
And no matter what you do
I will still desire

You leave a lot to be desired
But I still desire you
And no matter what you do
I will still desire you
"