My team jut lost 4 - 1
feeling bad and feeling glum
to the pub on a saturday night

30 minutes later and I feel alright

We're the Guinness boys
love your women and drink their beer

The mother in law's got some front
but I like a drink its a way of life
it gets me out and away from the wife

Chorus

my mates and me are having fun
I look to the clock its half past one
the wife's gonna kill me and the door will be locked
I've got no money cos I spent the lot