i was deprived of a young girl's dream
by the cruel force of nature from the blue
instead of a night full of romance supreme
all i got was a runny nose and agiatic flu

its raining on prom night
my hair is a mess
its running all over
my taffeta dress
its wilting the quilting
in my maiden form
and mascara flows right down my nose
because of the storm
i dont even have a corsage oh gee
it fell down a sewer with my sister's ID

(talking) yes its raining on prom night
oh my darling what can i do? i miss you
its raining real rain from the skies
and its draining real menstrual blood from my thighs
over you, all over you
oh dear god make him feel the same way i do right now
he'll never wanna eat me again

oooh what can i do?
its raining rain from the skies
its raining tears from my eyes over you
raining ooooo raining on prom night
(etc...)