Vs1
Cruisin' down the road at 180 K
The sun is so high up and it's a lovely day
I brush my hair back trying to look real slick
Cause I have to look my best just in case I see a chick
I see some girls a passing
And I have to look at them
Cause of my dodgy male thinking
I don't see what's headin' in, and I

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Crashed my Volvo!
OO-EE, OO-EE
Crashed my Volvo!
Hey! Hey!
Crashed my Volvo!
OO-EE, OO-EE
Crashed my Volvo!
Hey! Hey!

Vs2
Goodness gracious me
What on earth was that?
What an idiot I must be
I've rammed somebody in the back!
I start to cry
Where is my mummy?
This has only happened because I'm affected by what I see!
I stumble out to check for the damage
There's a dent oh me oh my
How did I manage to

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Vs3
People are staring hard
I'm getting really cross
So I get out I'm wanting to argue the toss
Telling lies I regard
Is my only way of getting out
By my testosterone I am marred
As I ask if he wants a clout
You backed on me I lie
Oh I wish I was dead
I can feel sweat welling up on my forehead
He gets really angry and his temper starts to cook
So he grabs me by the leg and twists off my right foot

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