i met a non-dairy creamer
explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
with a wet spot
bigger than a great lake

took me to the new church
and baptized me with salt
she told me, "liquor"
i am a new man

hot freaks

this one is on the house
this one is better than ever

i walked into the house of miraculous recovery
and stood before king everything
and he asked me to join him in the red wing
took me to pie land
said, "i'm a thigh man"
i will be eternally hateful

hot freaks
hot freaks
hot freaks

this one is on the house
this one is better than ever
and this one is on the house
this one is better than ever
this one is on the house
this one is better than ever