Well if you got a Cadillac boy and a forty room shack boy
A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey
But if you gettin' no huggin' no smoochin' or muggin'

Well if you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'
Well if you're ridin' on the gravy train instead of walkin' down lovers lane
You can't make hay boy you're goin' the wrong way boy
You gotta get a little honey for it's better than money
Well if you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'
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Well if they call you a big big man cause you got a lot of bottom land
If you're kin to the president and if you help run the government
But if you get no attention you better off on a pension
For if you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'
Well if you got a string of long long cars and you're smokin' them fourbit cigars
Well you ain't so well to do unless you get a little coochy coo
It takes a little of smackin' or your life is a lackin'
Well if you ain't lovin' then you ain't livin'