Back in Lincoln Park where I was mostly raised

Hanging around town where I got totally crazed

Surrounded by bitches who wouldn't give it in

Who thought that getting down was an unnatural sin
I'd whisper "Baby baby help me, you really must,

I need a healthy outlet

For my teenage lust"



So I moved into the city to improve my chances

I chased them at the bars and I grabbed them at the dances

They'd huggy snuggle kissy but they'd never go all the way

They'd cringe like in terror when they hear me say

"Baby baby help, you really really must

I need a healthy outlet

For my teenage lust!"



Yes I do now baby, my teenage won't make

Away much longer

I really need release

It means so much to me

How can a young Midwestern boy

Live in such misery?



Then one day I had the perfect plan

I shake my ass and scream "Get a rock'n'roll band!"

From now on there'll be no compromising

Rock'n'roll music is the best advertising

"Baby I can help, you know I got the guts

I'll be the healthy outlet

For your teenage lust!"



Come on darling come on baby

This teenage lust is driving me crazy

I gotta have it baby, I can't do without

When I got the feeling I got to work it out

I ain't got no time, for messing around

So come on bitch you've got to get down

Come on darling come on baby

This teenage lust is driving me crazy