Mom made beans for dinner

you know i ate em all

said come get your coat on

goin to the mall gona visit santa
and sit apon his knee

but all that I could think about

was how not to cut the cheese

waiting there for santa

thought that id explode

the gas bubble grew bigger

with every ho ho ho

try my best to hide that I was doing swell

but when Isat down on santas lap he hollard whats that smell !



~chorus~

I farted on santas lap

now Christmas is gonna stink for me

I farted on santas lap

now ill get &*&*&*& under my Christmas tree



I asked him for a baseball

I asked him for a bat

I asked him for some ice skates

but I'll get none of that

I asked him for a lot of things

I'll have to do with out

when i sat down on santas lap

I let one slip out

~chorus~

On Christmas eve I snuck out

of my bed with out a sound

went down to the living room to take a look around

and then I saw santa next to the Christmas tree

his arms were full of preasents and they were all for me

put them in a pile got up to turn around

then blew a fart with such great force our tree all most

so I'll always charish that speacial moment when

I realized even old saint nick rips one now and then

~chorus~