Leave the backdoor open
Turn on all the lights
Got a house guest coming
And he's staying overnight
Crashing on the sofa sleeping on the floor
He said he wouldn't be any trouble
But I can't take it anymore
I can't believe I let a stranger in my house
I let him in and now he's trying to throw me out

Make room for the visitor
Stick around for the visitor
Stay tuned for the visitor
He's coming to town
Watch out

He's cleaning out the freezer
Sitting in my chair
Using up my razor
Stealing underwear
He's drinking all my liquor
He's getting on my case
Spending all my money
And coming home late
He wants to rearrange the furniture tonight
He's after me to change the color the doesn't like

Make room for the visitor
Stick around for the visitor
Stay tuned for the visitor
He's coming to town
Watch out

He's waking all the neighbors
By running down the street
With his eyebrows painted and
His pants down to his knees
Screaming stark naked
For all the world to see
They arrested him for questions
He said that he was me

Make room for the visitor
Stick around for the visitor
Stay tuned for the visitor
He's coming to town
Watch out