mummy was a model back in 1983
before the skinny girls invaded the industry
she got a habit, got some plastic much too young
she wants Dustin Hoffman, but she's not much on Mrs Robinson

yr looking good for yr age!
looks like you stepped off the page!
thanks ricki! thank you jenny!
you made me normal today!

daddy's such a scruff in his played-out teenage gear
hasn't cut his hair, and the shampoo's never near
now can you make him look like other people's dads
will you please help me cos it makes my life oh-so-bad

i don't look the correct way
please help make me normal today
i don't look the correct way
please help make me normal today

yr looking good for yr age!
looks like you stepped off the page!
thanks ricki! thank you jenny!
you made me normal today!

thank you ricki! thank you jenny!
thank you ricki! thank you jenny!
thank you ricki! thank you jenny!
thank you ricki! thanks jenny!

yr looking good for yr age!
looks like you stepped off the page!
thanks ricki! thank you jenny!
you made me normal today!
yr looking good for yr age! (yr looking good for yr age!)
looks like you stepped off the page! (looks like you stepped off the page!)
thanks ricki! thank you jenny! (thanks ricki! thank you jenny!)
you made me normal today! (you made me normal today!)

ah! oh! you made me normal!