Day after day I've learned to live through
all those times i took a nasty poo
You know, that's a smell that i have to lose
I'm feelin' the strain, and it's a pain

CHORUS:
give me the TP and shut the door
Id like to take a shit in your toilet bowl and flush it away
give me the TP and shut the door
Id like to take a shit in your toilet bowl and flush it away

Won't you flush it away

Beginin' to think, that I'm wastin' time
sitting on the shitter all the time
The world outside looks so damn good
But it stinks so bad i had to put on my hood
CHORUS

And when my ass is free
You know the rest is on it's way
And when my ass is free
You know i pull out that TP

Thanks for the TP that i got from you
Don't go in there for an hour or two
Air freshener won't help that stink
You helped me along, through my trouble on the throne

COURSE X4