I have a big nose now and
Then which you made
An empty wallet
And a rusty razor blade
Bubble Bobble, Zelda's skeleton key

Which snapped off
Right in the lock
For you and me

Well goodbye boring
Goodbye a female dog
A P.C. diss
Cos I can't swear
Well anyway
And I only say these
Things to make me
Feel okay

A window
I feel low
I know I'll never win though
A window
I feel low
I know I'll never win

There's a danger of relapse
I'm scared of everyone
Because shooting myself in my foot
Is so much fun

So goodbye boring
Goodbye a female dog
A P.C. diss
Cos I can't swear
Well anyway
And I only say these
Things to make me
Feel okay

It feels right on the next line I should become
A classic emo guy
My tears will fall like leaves in Autumn
And other such shite
You'll realise afterwards
That you're rushing around backwards
And banging your head against brick walls
So if
You need anything
At all
I'm here for you my friend

Thank you
I really needed that
I'm gutted
I'm empty
Turned inside out
Does the hampster still sing?
It means everything
All is not well
In Cape Canaveral