Hello, Joey baby! Like my looks?
Yikes! Oh my gosh! What did you do na to yourself?
I think you are over na
Ows, talaga?

Every tenga has five earrings
And sa tongue mo there is piercing
Pati pusod, binutingting (ganda ‘no?)
There’s tattoo pang bird sa legs niya
At dapa and sa behind niya
Sa singit, there is din (painful nga e)
Hayop ang paepek epek mo
From your toe upto the ulo
I think you’re going loko (sobra ka naman, ‘di naman)

CHORUS
Ayoko sa mga babae (epek epek)
Ang paepek epek ay so marami (epek epek)
I like she’s only plain and simple (epek epek)
Sa paepek epek ay not so grabe

Basta’t you’re always bagong ligo (epek epek)
Even your shampoo’s only gugo (epek epek)
As long as you’re always changing panty (epek epek)
So you will not spell yucky like poultry (ano ‘ko, manok?)

Color of your hair, so plenty
It looks dirty and kadiri
You’re like a taong greasy (ay, sobra ka na, ha)
I can see the strap of your bra
Your T-back is kitang-kita
The brand is showing pa (hoy, mahal ‘yan)
Hayop ang paepek epek mo
From your toe upto your ulo
I think you’re going loko (hay, sobra ka na talaga)

CHORUS
Ayoko sa mga babae (epek epek)
Ang paepek epek ay so marami (epek epek)
I like she’s only plain and simple (epek epek)
Sa paepek epek ay not so grabe

Basta’t you’re always bagong ligo (epek epek)
Even your shampoo’s only gugo (epek epek)
As long as you’re always changing panty (epek epek)
So you will not spell yucky like poultry

AD LIB
Why, Joey baby, don’t you like my look?
Tomache!
What tomache? Who’s tomache?
I, I mean, sobra e… too much e…
Ahh, ganon ba ‘yon?

Hayop ang paepek epek mo
From your toe upto the ulo
I think you’re going loko (I’m getting mad na, ha)

CHORUS
Ayoko sa mga babae (epek epek)
Ang paepek epek ay so marami (epek epek)
I like she’s only plain and simple (epek epek)
Sa paepek epek ay not so grabe

Basta’t you’re always bagong ligo (epek epek)
Even your shampoo’s only gugo (epek epek)
As long as you’re always changing panty (epek epek)
So you will not spell yucky like poultry (ay naku, ayoko na)

Because, darling, it might make me “puke” e (yikes, sobra ka)
Because, darling, it might make me “puke” e