(Jonathon Brandmeier/Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)
(To the tune of "Start Me Up")
Yeah!
Did the Stones show up?

If you say no, I wonder if they ever will?
Did the Stones show up?
If you say no, I wonder if they ever will?
Well!
Your tongue is out
You scream and shout
But when will it stop, will it stop?
Will it stop?
You'll make a grown man cry
You'll make a grown man cry
If you pass him by
I got a feelin'
The next time out
That you'll need wheel chairs to get about
Yeah! I know it!
Now would the boys show up?
Would Mick get sick if he had to prance again?
Could we start 'em up for one more show?
I say no and I'm a fan
Would the boys throw-up?
Would Mick get sick if he had to
Prance again, prance again,
Prance again
You make a grown man die
You make a grown man die
If you say goodbye
Ron, Bill, and Charlie could you keep going?
Would Keith be stoned,
And will Mick be rollin'?
No way?
Would we come to see dead men?
Would we come to see dead men?
No, no!
Now would we come to see dad men?
No, no, no, no, no!
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