Thefirst time that I saw you was on M-TV
You asked me if i would hit you one more time, baby I
Think it's cool that you are a dominatrix

And you look so much better since the surgery
Did you do that for me?
I think it's really sweet
You went from A cup to a C and no one noticed

Don't call me stupid, I'm not stupid, I'm special
Don't call me ugly, I'm not ugly, My mom says so
B to the R to the I T N E Y can't you be mine
Oh Britney Spears
I'll be the one to take you through your teenage years
I know that you are young, but I can organise a fake I.D.
'Cause you're only seventeen

You make me so damn horny when you do that dance
Could I get in your pants?
Just give me half a chance
I'll show you a thing or two 'bout being lucky

And it sucks that you live almost halfway 'round the world
My Mickey Mouse Club-girl
You never return my calls
If you're playing hard to get, you won't get me

Don't call me stupid, I'm not stupid, I'm special
Don't call me ugly, I'm not ugly, your mom says so
B to the R to the I T N E Y can't you be mine
Oh Britney Spears
I'll be the one to take you through your teenage years
I know that you are young, but I can organise a fake I.D.
'Cause you're only seventeen

I had this fantasy about you and I
You was in your red catsuit, lookin all fly
Just chillin' in the hot tub, there was I
And you sure walked in, to my surprise

How was I supposed to know that you would bring your best friend?
Christina Aguilera came on over and jumped in
And you you two started fightin over me like I was Brad Pitt
So I said:"Ladies, when you two are finshed with that shit"

"My lovin arms are open
and there's always room for two"
So let me tell you Britney Spears what I think we should do to make it
You and me and Christina Aguilera in the hot tub, all night long
to make it you and me and Christina Aguilera in the hot tub, all night long

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