I think I love to watch you laughing
In fact I love to watch you do anything
And yes I do feel this thing happening
But you'll have to excuse me girl
'Cause my taxi's waiting

Although I do

Yes I do
I love you in my own twisted ways

One day God walked on old Mount Royal
Just to dream up the human form
Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle
And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal
Say it's just too bad some hearts don't settle
And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving
Yeah, we heard this one before
I said, â'‚¬?Dear God, buddy, now don't you meddleâ'‚¬?
'Cause I've got my own little twisted ways of showing you that I do

Yes I do
I love you in my own twisted ways

And sing it
Like we used to sing

See Kermit the Frog was one day daydreaming
Thinking about himself at a red light
With that it-ain't-easy-being-greenin'
And the cars behind him kept honking and honking
And Kermit's last words as he flipped the bird
Was, â'‚¬?Damn you Muppets just keep on taking!â'‚¬?
See I've got my own things now so stop tooting
I do my lily pad jumping
Miss Piggy bumping
Lotta Miss Piggys and that's all good
And I'm gonna turn this red light
Into a block party
So we can get down in basics of what?

Rainbow connecting

Yes I do
I love you in my own twisted ways