Me and my Buds talkin about why we have no life
Its not that bad we got money and no real strife.
Trade horror stories about yonder years
We realized girls were the cause of all of our fears.

Girls are never really what they seem
They play soccor with your heart and they ring your wallet clean.
While taking abuse as an idiot you still hold their purse.
Its plain and simple, yeah, GIRLS SUCK

CHORUS:

WHOA OHH OHH OH GIRLS SUCK
WHOA OHH OHH OH GIRLS SUCK

In twenty years their all gonna be really fat
They'll flock Jenny Craig cause thats where salvation is at
Its no wonder guys all die first

WHOA OHH OHH OH GIRLS SUCK

*hey ya wanna go out sometime, ya know we could hang out!?*
girls suck
*i promise, it me, it's not you*
girls suck
*now tell me the truth, do i look fat in this?*
YES, girls suck.