Excuse me may I offer you this TV-set
I put it on a year ago and it hasn't broken yet
Or maybe you'd prefer a t-shirt with a smile
It's been here a while but it's not out ot style
Our cutlery-department has newly been restored

We do it every year so you won't get bored

We try to please our costumers the best way we can
Rich or poor we will be at hand
Every woman, every man
Welcome to our shopping-land

We aim to please
And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees
We aim to please
We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease

The girls at the counters can always lend a hand
To the ladies and the women and the boys and the men
We hope you like our music we picked up for you
In corporation with the Sony-crew

We try to please our costumers the best way we can
Rich or poor we will be at hand
Every woman, every man
Welcome to our shopping-land

We aim to please
And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees
We aim to please
We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease

We hope that you've found pleasure in picking out your choice
And if you'd like the hand it back we will not make a noise
Gee I must be going, you know I can't be late
See you tomorrow when we open up at eight

We aim to please
And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees
We aim to please
We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease
We aim to please
And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees
We aim to please
We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease