Introducing ladies and gentlemen
the young man that's had over thirty-five soul classics
Among these classics are tunes that will never die
Tunes like --
"FUNKY!" "I get +Raw+"

"Set It Off" "Ain't No Half-Steppin'"
"I'll Take You There"
"Yo, Word to the Mother!"
"The Wrath of Kane"
"Mister Cee Got a Master Plan"

"This is a house that.." {Cee} "..built y'all!"

Get up! Huh! Get up! Cause it's party time!
Clap your hands!

"Here we go.." -> Slick Rick

"I knew I was the man with the master plan" -> Erick Sermon
"Mister Cee!" {these two lines cut n scratched 4X}

"Here I come!" -> Mighty Mouse
"Yeah Kane!" -> Flavor Flav {two lines cut n scratched 3X}

"Oahhhhhhhhhhh-owwwwwwwwwww!"

"Here I come!" -> Mighty Mouse
"Yeah Kane!" -> Flavor Flav {two lines cut n scratched 3X}

"Oahhhhhhhhhhh-owwwwwwwwwww!"

"Here I come!" -> Mighty Mouse
"King Asiatic" {two lines cut n scratched 3X}

"Oahhhhhhhhhhh-owwwwwwwwwww!"

"Here I come!" -> Mighty Mouse
"King Asiatic" {two lines cut n scratched 3X}

"Oahhhhhhhhhhh-owwwwwwwwwww!"

"Here comes.." ".. the DJ" -> 3X
"Here comes.." ".. Mister Cee!"
"Here comes.." ".. the DJ" -> 3X
"Here comes.." ".. Mister Cee!"

"You-you-you, you-you, y-you-you
You-you-you, you-you, you just got ta" "Jump jump jump to it!"
"You-you-you, you-you, y-you-you
You-you-you, you-you, you just got ta" "Jump jump jump to it!"

"Scoob Lover my brother, Scrap Lover my other" -> Kane
"He's the greatest ever!" (2X)
"Scoob Lover.." "He's the greatest!"
"Scrap Lover.." "He's the greatest!"
"Scoob Lover my brother, Scrap Lover my other" -> Kane
"He's the greatest ever!"

"Hey hey hey! It's.." -> Fat Albert
".. Mister Cee as we say, my man with soul" -> Kane
{both repeat 4X}

[Scoob]
Yo Cut man, yo whassup with them pretty young skins out there
Man what'sup?

[Mister Cee]
I don't know man, they ain't lookin at me
I think they lookin at Scrap, whassup Scrap?

[Scrap]
Yo, I could use some new exercise
Yo Scoob man, I don't know, what's goin on?

[Scoob]
Yo why don't y'all come a little bit closer
and umm, sit on my lap, and talk about the first thing that pops up

[Mister Cee]
KnowhatI'msayin?

[all together]
Cause you can hurt me, hurt me! Hurt me, hurt me!
Hurt me, hurt me! Hurt me, hurt me!
Hurt me, hurt me! Hurt me, hurt me!
Hurt me, hurt me!

[Mister Cee]
Awwwwwwwwwwww yeah!
Yo I wanna take time out to say whassup to my brother Shannon
My brother Knowledge and Baby B
To my homeboy Eric B, Kamir and Robin
Thyra, to my man, Mulah
De La Soul, and Prince Paul
To Nice and Smooth, Melle Mel, AB, J.R.
To my man Easy Mo Bee, DJ LG and the LG Posse
Swivey Bee and Easylee

[Scrap]
Yo I'd just like to say what's up to the leader of the Wolf Pack
The Baby De La-ner himself
I'd just like whassup to the DJ Mister Cee
And to my brother Scoob Lover

[Scoob]
Yo I'd like to say whassup to everybody that stood by us, yknahmsayin?
My man Kane out there, the whole posse, Eazy-E
Keith and Sally from the Valley
My man Laze, Eazy-E and the whole nine yards
Can't forget nobody!

[Mister Cee]
Awwwwwwwwwww yeah!
Can't forget my man Kito and Pony y'all

[Scrap]
Can't forget the clubhead herself, Joanne

[Scoob]
Yeahhh (peace) house music!