Woke up this morning, how I got here I haven't a clue
In my mouth there is this foul taste, such a hangover,
What the hell did I do?
I ran to the store to get a drink to quench the thirst
And the clerks began to laugh

I ran to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and
I saw what those bastards were laughing at

Last night really was a blur,
Got with the boys and drank liquor
People were dropping like bowling pins,
That's when the fun started setting in
Some lost eyebrows, some lost hair,
Some got duct-taped to a chair
Some got bold and tried to fight,
Some got tied in Christmas lights
The magic marker was running wild,
Many ended up in a dog pile
Kitty whiskers, muttons and stars,
We've got the feathers you bring the tar

Chorus:
OLA OLA OLA DRI-A, OLA OLA OLA DRI-O,
OLA OLA OLA DRI-A
This is a passout song!!!!

(Repeat Chorus)

The night progressed and so did we,
Those asleep were in for misery
Some got painted like a clown,
Some ran naked through the town
Jelly donuts in the pants, give us another table dance
Some got wild some got crazy,
Some didn't move just too lazy
Pour Nyquil in his cup,
Tonight we are gonna do him up

Looks like someone is cooking up a tasty dish,
Hey Willow how's the fish!

(Repeat Chorus) x4