I gotta tell you, I've got opportunities
I got that feeling that everything will be alright
I've got something to offer do you follow me
I've got the sunshine so come outside and you will see

I talk in Italian and I drive a mini car all the time
I wear my glasses and my ass is always on the line
I'm getting a spear thrown at me every which way
Which way I go, and I got the ladies falling at my feet
That cant be bad.

This time in the morning,
I know you got me yawning for you
Mmmmmm Michael Caine
This time baby I know I think I maybe like you
Mmmmmm Michael Caine

There's Mona Lisa, she's always got a lot to say
She's such a teaser I'll get her on another day
She sells something and no one seems to know that
She'll make her money by lying naked on her back

She's in a raincoat under a candy colored neon light
She's got my lipstick on and black eyeliner in her eyes
I got her attention now she wants me to be her teacher
She's got me hooked and now I'm educating Rita

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