Sometimes its scented or colored

Its located on your bathroom sink

Or In the shower on a rope

It takes away the stink

Well it does a little more then that



It doesnt talk back to you

It doesnt have any feelings

It wont take your money

Or make you call it honey

Its the Soap Slut



Soap Slut You're the one for me

In the morning I just cant wait to see you

Deoderize me and bring me back to ectasy

My soap slut ive never been so clean



So, if you're feeling down or depressed

There's only one place you gotta go

That's into the shower

Cause the Soap's got the power

But dont forget to lock the door



It can't say you came too quick

Or say you treat me like shit

It cant cry or whine or look at other guys

Its the Soap Slut



Soap Slut You're the one for me

In the morning I just cant wait to see you

Deoderize me and bring me back to ectasy

My soap slut ive never been so clean



I'm going blind just thinkin about you

Cause you make me feel so good

And im wondering why Theres a tear in my eye

When i see that you've broken in two



But thats alright Take a trip to ShopRite

And buy me a couple more

Stock 'em under the sink

Up and Down the closet door

That's the best about having a Soap Whore



It can't say you came too quick

Or say you treat me like shit

It cant cry or whine or look at other guys

Its the Soap Slut



Soap Slut You're the one for me

In the morning I just cant wait to see you

Deoderize me and bring me back to ectasy

My soap slut ive never been so clean