Well, I met this old woman, she was hard as nails, I think she just come out of the county jail. But, I loaned her some money just to pay her rent. If I would she would put me in her last will and testament.
I got lots of children, an ex-wife or two. I never hear from them until the bills are due. The money I gave 'em, they already spent. If I could just help them out, they'd put me in their last will and testament.
I'm goin' over sixty, I'm older than most. It won't be long now and I'll be nothin' but a ghost. But it's my intention, it's my intent to leave all of those people out of my last will and testament.
And when it's all over and they put you in the ground, send my belongings to the lost and found. Yeah, it's my intention, it's my intent to leave all of those people out of my last will and testament.
Posted by Sandy from Pittsburgh