Everybody hates me.
Why do you suppose that is?
Because I'm the son of the devil?
Uhuh, that's a good start. Why else?
Dude, this is pretty f*cked up right here.

Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You Bastard!
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
(What kind of sick wierdo are you?)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Say something Mr. Hankey!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Dude, Kenny is dead!
Hello there children.
Let me sing you a little song.
I'm gonna make love to you woman.
Well if ya ain't Fiona Apple,
Then if ya ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass!
What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
My god, that's disgusting!
Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Dumbasses
OW!
God dammit!
DUDE!
(gasp)SICK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
You get your bitch-ass back in that kitchen, and make me some pie!
What the hell would you know,
You fat, sweaty mongoloid?
Don't call me fat, butt-f*cker!
Your such a fat f*ck Cartman,
That when you walk down the street,
People go: God dammit, that is a big, fat f*ck!
HEY!
I mean you are one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
He's a very disturbed little boy.
You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!
You can have an eency, weency bit, can't you?
Well....
Just an weency, eency woo woo?
Stop that!
I packed you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy Tarts.
God dammit!
Just a weency, eency woo woo?
(gasp)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You bastards!
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
(what kind of sick weirdo are you?)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Say something Mr. Hankey.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Dude, Kenny is dead.
Dumbass!
What a retard!
Fatso!
Hey! (gun clicks)
DUDE!
Don't be such a little wuss.
Fruitcake.
Bitch!
NO I'M NOT ACTING LIKE A FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!
Well, I was standing out in a field,
And I had this huge satellite dish, sticking out of my butt.
And the there was 100's of cows, and aliens.
And then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pink eye.
What the hell are you talking about?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Barf is gross!
Nobody gives a rats ass!
Lunchy munchies, HMMMMMM?
Oh yeah, well at least my mom's not on the
Cover of Crack-Whore magazine!
Don't call me fat, butt-f*cker!
Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You bastard!
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
(Ya I want da Cheesy Poof)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Howdy Ho!
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Oh shit, It's Jesus!
You pigf*cker.
Dude, dont say pigf*cker in front of Jesus!
Yay.
Believe in me and ye shall find peace.
Wearing very, very black trunks.
The king of all that is evil....
Barbara Streisand.
Barbara Streisand.
I'm Barbara Streisand.
Barbara Streisand?
Barbara Streisand.
Kick the baby!
(Don't kick the baby)
Leonard Maltin
Sidney Poitier
Sidney Poitier?
Oh, yeah?
You ugly skank!
Damn you blackheart Barbara Streisand!
Hey, why don't you stop dressing me up like the mailman
And making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your
bedroom,
And have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!
Dude, this is pretty f*cked up right here!
Let us remember the good times......
Kenny would've wanted it that way (starts crying)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You bastards!
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
(Total, weirdo, freak!)
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, they killed Kenny.
Dude, Kenny is dead!
(gasp)
Ohhh!
WELLLLLLLLLLL........
Kyle's mom is a bitch,
She's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole-wide world!
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch.
And Wednesdays and Saturdays she's a bitch.
Then on Sundays, just to be different,
She's the super kingamayamaya biyatch!
Have you ever met my friend, Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole-wide world.
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has a stupid head.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
'Cause she's a stupid bitch...
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she is a dirty bitch!
Kyle's mom, is a biiiiiiiiiiitcha!