Have yourself committed
Each and every day
I said, Get yourself acquitted
For the crime you've yet to pay
'Cause the Judge has found you guilty
And you're sure to do the time
So have yourself committed now
Or be dyin' for the crime,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, boom be doo be doo

We'll have fun, we'll have a real good time
You just wait and see
You and me for all eternity
If you just turn your life over to me
Yeah, oo yeah!

So I said, Have yourself committed
Each and every day
Get yourself acquitted
For the crime you've yet to pay
'Cause the Judge has found you guilty
And you're sure to do the time
So have yourself committed now
Or be dyin' for the crime

Don't you want a guarantee
that everything is gonna be alright?
Well, don't let any lawyer fool ya,
it's gonna be any uphill fight
Still, the Judge has made a way
for you to get off clean, scot free, yeah
And all you have to do is have yourself committed,
Trust in, cling to and rely on me

Oh yeah,! Whoa, ah ha ha ha!
Yeah, that's right! Whoo! Alright!
We'll have fun, we'll have a real good time
You just wait and see
You and me for all eternity
If you just turn your life over to me,
yeah, ooh, yeah

(Have yourself committed
Don't you know you gotta have yourself committed)
That's what they said... Ha ha ha!
(Have yourself committed)
I don't believe it! Whoa!
(Don't you know you gotta have yourself committed)
Oh, have yourself committed now, oh