featuring Elvis Costello
I've got no time for fairy stories,
I'm not a little girl.
So you can leave me all alone

and turn off the lights as well.
If you are frightened then listen
but I don't think you'd like it.
.Such a nice kid.
Nobody's looking now,
I'll throw my toys around.
Somebody's being very bad,
I wonder who it can be.
Somebody's gonna get in trouble
I know it isn't me.
I'm just a little angel
'Betcha don't know what I've done
when your back's turned.
Nobody's looking now,
I'll throw my toys around.
Pick up those building blocks
Chop off the baby's locks
Swing dolly by the hair
Put down that teddy bear
Slam dunk the happy clown
..I throw my toys around.
I've got no time for bedtime stories,
I'm not a little child.
Everything makes me furious
and everything makes me wild.
If you are frightened then whistle
and I'll come on unto you
Where's you boo-hoo?
Nobody's looking now,
I'll throw my toys around.