ok yo....
i wake up late every morning
managers calling im still yawning
get up wake up hair and makeups
waiting for you don't be sawing
this performance is important
i don't think i can put my all in
hold on i was drunk last night
now its all kicking in and i don't feel right
gave my number to a breh who wasn't my type
now my phones on silent im being polite
now private numbers get no love from me
just let me be...

(chorus)
oh my gosh my days are getting longer
there's no turning back cuz im working da 9 to 5
to keep my contract did i say i was getting of 1:30
im no early birdy im lazy dats all dat i can say
so make sure you heard me
and deres no turning back cuz im working a 9 to 5

so you gotta...do...sum...ite... for...channel...u
channel who sorry who im altered for snooze
oh! channel u da ones dat made me huge
like katie prices boobs
whoops im being rude
wheres my red bull and my sandwich i need food
i cant handle this
im getting pissd like pampers throwing a tantrum
"action"
nah id actually rather catch my z's and count sheep in my sleep
lets not wake her up actually looks quite cute

(chorus)
oh my gosh my days are getting longer
and theres no turning back cos im working a 9 to 5
to keep my contract did i say dat i was getting off 1:30
im no early birdy im lazy dats all dat i can say
so make sure you heard me
i aint no early birdy
wont wake up till 12:30

would it be bothered to say much ere
sooooooooo oh dear
huh where am i man...
this... aint good... whats going on?!

so my label would change my image
im a pink lipstick chik called dipstick
this aint on my wishlist
oh shit im in fhm posing in a bikini
next to a lamborghini
next stop the theme tune for tweenies
im presenting c-beebies
(pukes) have u seen me?
never again, am i drinking lambrini
"its alright sov it's a dream... jus wake up!"

(chorus)
oh my gosh my days are getting longer
and theres no turning back cos im working da 9 to 5
to keep my contract did i say dat i was getting off 1:30
im no early birdy im lazy i'll say it again
to make sure ya heard me
i aint no early birdy
wont wake up to 12:30
and i cant be bothered to say much ere
so ill say it again

(repeat chorus)