Well I say, Well I say one thing,
And then it ends up another,
And I can't be bothered,
Cuz today, well it could be the first,
But then it could be the worst,

Cuz I heard my parents fuck,

And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah",
Bet you don't know what your parents do, (whoa oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Everyone knows that their parents screw, (oh oh)

Late one night,
Woke up to get some water,
But I heard my parents,
Trying for another daughter,
I didn't think,
My dad could still get it up,
But from the noises they were making,
Someone was sure getting fucked,

And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah",
Bet you don't know what your parents do, (whoa oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Everyone knows that their parents screw, (oh oh)

(I guess the proper time has come to say,
I am very proud of you son)

Yeah yeah yeah,
What's wrong with you?,
Yeah yeah yeah,
It's nothing new,
Yeah yeah yeah,
Gran likes it too,
Yeah yeah yeah,
When I'm that old I'm gonna do it too,

When I was watching the telly,
I looked up at dads shelf,
And saw some KY jelly,
Well the thoughts,
Well they weren't a lot of fun,
When you get the funny feeling,
Mummy takes it up the bum,

And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah",
Bet you don't know what your parents do, (whoa oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Everyone knows that their parents screw, (oh oh)

Well I guess,
It's cuz of them i'm here,
But before I go on,
I should make one thing clear,
How could they,
Ever put me through this?,
Cuz seeing your parents fucking,
Is worse than drinking piss,

And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah",
Bet you don't know what your parents do, (oh oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Everyone knows that their parents screw, (oh oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Bet you don't know what your parents do, (oh oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Everyone knows that their parents screw, (oh oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Bet you don't know what your parents do,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Everyone knows that their parents screw,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Bet you don't know what your parents do, (oh oh)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Everyone knows that their parents screw.