I wish i was a girl so i would see more tits
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
My ass is too, thats kinda scary

"I wish I was a girl"
"I wish I was a girl"

I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain
Coz being a girl's the only thing thats on my brain
Being a guy can be really boring
And cross-dressing just isn't my thing

Chorus:
Some people think I might be gay
But I dont swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To feel my clit as it gets....

But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
Coz I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
I'd get a better job when performing 69
Coz being a girl would be so cool
Coz when you cum you don't leave a pool

Mother!

Why wasn't I a girl (11 times)

Why!!!