Check her checking out the local eastside dojos
Looking for somebody to call her own
Watch her shake that thing between the solos
For some drinks, some attention and possibly a home

Not the big brass ring, but a little gold one
That she keeps on a chain that she usually likes to wear
One way or another she'll see to it
When she's running her fingers all the way through your hair
You know you're a weird chick
It's time that you found out
You know you're a weird chick
What it's all about
You know you're a weird chick
It's time that you did learn
You know you're a weird chick
This one you're gonna earn
You know you're a weird chick
It's time that you found out
You know you're a weird chick
What it's all about
You know you're a weird chick
It's time that you did learn
You know you're a weird chick
This one you're gonna earn