I don't need no wheels I don't need no gasoline
'Cause the wind that isblowing Is blowing like a smoke machine
If I said to you That I was lookingfor a place to get to
'Cause my neck is broken And my pants ain't getting nobigger

I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol' boys
I'm writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time
All myfriends Tell me something is getting together
I got a beard that woulddisappear If I'm dressed in leather
Now let me tell you about my baby Shewas born in Arizona
Sitting in the jailhouse Trying to learn some goodmanners
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol' boys
I'm writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time
Matchsticks strike When I'm riding my bike to the depot
'Cause everybodyknows my name At the recreation center
If I could only find a nickel I wouldpay myself off tonight
'Cause nobody knows When the good times have passedout cold
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol' boys
I'm writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time
I got astolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol' boys
I'm writing my willOn a three dollar bill In the evening time
Don't talk to me If you'relooking for somebody to cry on
Don't talk to me If you're looking forsomebody to cry on
Ahhhowwww!!