I've been driving in my car
It's not quite a Jaguar
I bought it at Primrose Hill
From a bloke from Brazil

It was made in fifty-nine
In a factory by the Tyne

It says 'Morris' on the door
The GPO owned it before
I drive it for my job
The guvenor calls me a slob

But i don't really care
Give me some gas and the open air

It's a bit old but it's mine
I mend it in my spare time
Just last week i changed the oil
The rocker valves and the coil
Just last week i changed the oil

Last week it went 'round the bock
I also had a little knock
I dented someone's fender
He'll learn not to park on a bender
Ha ha ha

I've been driving in my car
I'm satisfied it's got this far
I drive it up Muswell Hill
I've even been to Selsey Bill

I drove along the A45
I had her up to fifty-eight
This copper stopped me the other day
You're mistaken what could i say?

The tyres were a little worn
They were OK i could have sworn

I like driving in my car
I'm satisfied i've got this far
I like driving in my car
It don't look much but i've been far
I like driving in my car
Even with a flat tyre
I like driving in my car
It's not quite a Jaguar
I like driving in my car
I'm satisfied i've got this far