(D. Pickerill/P. O'Donoughue)

Chorus:
Don't stop me for the mailman
This note I don't understand

Don't stop me for the mailman

Chorus2:
I've read it once before
And I can't believe it's true
Amazing how just one note
Can leave me sad and blue

It makes me want wanna shout
Oh throw that letter out
It's like a paper dart
It's heading for my heart
I hope it's not the truth
There's nothing left to lose
Just one more victim
Of the postal blues

Chorus

I've read it once before
And I can't believe it's true
Amazing how just one note
Can leave me sad and blue
It makes me want wanna shout
Had I been a lady cop
I'd be in a state of shock
'Cause ???????????
I'd never be the same
There just goes to show
How low that guy can go
To run off with a girl he can hardly know

Chorus

Chorus2

Had it been a lady cop
I'd be in a state of shock
'Cos two more death in a plane
I'd never be the same
It just goes to show
How low that guy can go
To end up with a girl he can hardly know

Chorus

Mr mailman (x10)

I now know where the answer lies
That's what she was for
He's always had a liking for a girl in uniform

Chorus (x2)

Don't stop me for the mailman (x8)